byosd
i’m in utah for a project. utah is mormon country where the liquor laws are peculiar. in order to have a cocktail, you must first pay membership into a “club” and then you can order the drink.
back in college, drinking was fundamental to parties. we even came up with an anagram on the type of party, byob. are mormon parties byosd (bring your own soft drink)? IF i was an anthropologist, i would be more excited and curious about the atmosphere at a mormon party. do mormons even party?
anyways, deep thoughts while in utaaaahhh!

